"Noodles and some other banal stuff"

Luke-god of nothing-Loving noodles: Hey. How are you, Mike?
To the M to I to the K to the E: I’m just right, Luke. I just finished my English homework. What are you doing?
Luke-god of nothing-Loving noodles: Nothing, I was watching TV. Did I tell you what I had for supper?
To the M to I to the K to the E: No, you didn’t mention anything about your dinner.
Luke-god of nothing-Loving noodles: Dude my mom just bought instant noodles. The box contains like colorful noodles hahaha!
To the M to I to the K to the E: Dude that’s sick. I mean why don’t people create such marvelous inventions before?
Luke-god of nothing-Loving noodles: Don’t really know bro. Don’t bother thinking about it. You should rather tell me about your date with Shirley.
To the M to I to the K to the E: Dude totally forgot about that. Well, we were just chillin and we began, you know, making out. So her dad came in…
Luke-god of nothing-Loving noodles: And he saw you? Now you are totally screwed bro!
To the M to I to the K to the E: Wait, its not what you think it is, its even worst.
Luke-god of nothing-Loving noodles: He kicked you out of the house or what?
To the M to I to the K to the E: Haha I wished… Well it happen to be that her dad is blind and she didn’t care he was present. She kept on kissing me, it was so awkward.
Luke-god of nothing-Loving noodles: Hey dude your story is crazy, I mean what an experience. Hey bro mom is telling me to go do my chores. Bye!
To the M to I to the K to the E: Take care bro, see you tomorrow at school.